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Captian Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Billy S Preston and Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan, came out from nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his Cowboy ass^^
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Captian Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Billy S Preston and Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan, came out from nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his Cowboy ass^^
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Bruce Lee ftw, da hat auch Chuck keine Chance^^
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Old Goldzilla was hopping around
Tokio City like a big playground
as suddenly Batman burst out the shade
and hit Godzilla with a bat Granade
Then Godzilla get pissed an he get to attack
but he did't espect to be blocked by Shaq ![]()
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Godzilla is hopping around
Tokio City like a big playground
but batman burst out from the shade
and hit Godzilla wirh a bat grenade
Godzilla get pissed
and began to attack
didnt expect to be blocked by shaq
FUCK HÖR AUUUUUUUUFFFFFFF!!!!!!!111111111111111elf!!!!!!!!
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Lol warum singen wir hier the Ultimate Showdown? ![]()
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blubborn^^ ah, blubb
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hör auf das selbe zu denken wie ich sonst hittet dich nen care bear spear!
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bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: so lange online?
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: ungewohnt bei dir^^
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: joa frag nich ![]()
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: es geht jetzt aber wenigstens schon länger ohne fehler
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: ![]()
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: ach bleibste jetzt so lange on bis es wieder abkackt :D?
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: genau^^
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: oder ich einfach vor schlaf umfalle^^
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: xD
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: der masterplan^^
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: jaja
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: eigentlich wollt ich mir nur pornos reinziehn aber fühl mich übers inet so beobachtet wenn dauernd fenster von xfire aufgehn
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: xD
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: ne natürlich scherz
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: ich werd gern beobachtet
bioXar.dow|Teron_G: ![]()
bioXar.dow|Schnorrbert: ![]()
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Hier der Songtext ![]()
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaqille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and expolsions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out an landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and expolsions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey Ultimate
and Gandalf the White
and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
and Benito Mussolini
and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis
and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Powerranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
when civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood – the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and expolsions
as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This ist the Ultimate Showdown
of Ultimate Destiny!
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rofl, La Guna, rofl, das lese ich mri nicht durch:P^^
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Musst du auch nicht ![]()
Denn ich ohne so oder so alle ![]()
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jo guna letztes bild für heute, boah du verschießt aber schnell dein pulver, achja kuck mal ts channel^^
gute nacht zusammen ![]()
63836
Schon wieder so spät ![]()
Zeit für ein Hentai ![]()
LOL ROFL ![]()
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schlaf doch XD
ausserdem verschiesst guna in jeder situation ganz fix XD
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Schnell schießen ist nicht in jeder Lebenslage das beste ![]()
Da ist durchhalten angesagt 
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egal in tey und meinem immerwährendem kampf
fuhain vs lowding stehts 248 zu 248
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Tey >>> Teron_G ![]()
Fhain >>> Wedding
tja... warsheeps hats bewiesen ![]()
wie stehts jetzt ? 253:248 für f-hain? oder sogar 252:248? fhain ftw
wedding ftl
MUAHAHAHAHA
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Und mit was Punktet ihr in diesem Kampf? ![]()
Also 248 was?
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abgebrannte wohnsilos natürlich ![]()
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