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n link zu seiner festplatte geht glaub net

Wer weiß wer weiß

(i)God weis es

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Soll ich ihn Fragen?

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frag ihn

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Weiß mit ß!!!
I need /b/ackup, wo is Sandra wenn man sie mal braucht

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Später nach dem essen vielleicht.:D

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ich weiß das ich weiß das es weiß ist

Das Wissen --> etwas wissen --> ich weiß

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Lol

Quote from kern[SYS]tem

ich weiß, dass ich weiß, dass es weiß ist

Das Wissen --> etwas wissen --> ich weiß

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194291 so eine Zeitverschwenung XD

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Me:
Konichiwa
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yesterday!
God:
That recently.
Me:
No shit sherlock
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
In another words: You suck apeshit
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Minnesota maybe?
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
And that is a good thing
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
How did you become a god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Welcome in the Matrix
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like tentacles and rapes and dislike law enforcement
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Oh wow... do you wear tight leather shirts and dance to YMCA?
God:
It goes without saying. I'm glad your impressed, . Only when I dress up.
Me:
You can keep your clothes on
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Eeeeeaaaay >God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
And I thought you can read my mind
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I think it is the best for the entire mankind
God:
What makes it the best?
Me:
Because you don't see what I see Oo
God:
That makes sense to me. Should I see what you see Oo? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
Oh thanks for noticing it
God:
Yippee! Oh don't mention it.
Me:
I am glad that we both can waste our time
God:
How? What are you on?
Me:
Crack?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Not again I am go off now
God:
Oh. If not that, what?
Me:
good bye faggot
God:
Until next time.

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drecks grammer nazis hier

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Me:
Because you don't see what I see Oo
God:
That makes sense to me. Should I see what you see Oo? I see a computer nerd.

win

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bzw der gott kann auch deutsch

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btw der gott kann auch deutsch

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Ich tue nur, was getan werden muss!
Du meintest sicher btw nicht bzw.
Jo, aber nicht so wirklich viel

edit: Mist, Megge war schneller

teh grammer nazi pwned i has!

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krank

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Megge, Kernsystem hat mir grad erzählt, was er mit deiner Mutter gemacht hat...

und es hat die ganze Nacht gedauert

erzähl mal kern das will ich jetzt mal genauer wissen