mein 200 ster offizieller post

lol, freak

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wuhu hab die 200 marke erreicht

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Erzähl es dem hier.

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Erzähl es dem hier.

als ich sagte "You suck, i dont believe in you!" durfte ich nichtmehr tippen

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als ich sagte "You suck, i dont believe in you!" durfte ich nichtmehr tippen

Lustig. Bei mir wollt er nimma, nach folgender witziger Konversation:

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Me:
cause u don't exist
God:
That makes sense to me. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
dope
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
your girlfriend is on dope
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am girlfriend is on dope.
Me:
lack of english?
God:
What?
Me:
your english sucks

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Ich habe viel bessere Dinge aus ihm rausgeholt.
/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zyam549BS4

Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
would you hit me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to hit you.
Me:
then why did you say you'd love me?

Me:
get your clothes off, we need to talk
God:
Where can I get my clothes off we need to talk?

Me:
do you like tits?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
like harpoons?
God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
i am god
God:
Glad to see you, god.
Me:
i am your god
God:
That's a flattering offer.

Me:
I GOT BALLS OF STEAL
God:
That's nice. I have clients.

God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
NO U !!!
God:
Are you serious? " I am a Christianity."? Me, dickhead ?

Me:
What about jailbait?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Get it back to me?
God:
Where can I get it back to you?
Me:
You dont trick me.
God:
Should I trick you? Yes I try to trick you as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

Wenn man Grand Theft Auto eingibt dann fragt er was für einen Wagen man fährt...und zwar auf Deutsch!

Ja der kann auch deutsch
Ich frag den andauernd ob er ein bot is
Me:
du bot kannst nix
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
das war genial
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
ich meinte mich
God:
Tolle Sache!

bewerft mich mit watte aber das is doch mal lustig:
Me:
du bist ein nazi
God:
Danke fuer die Information.

ich konnte es mir net verkneifen

ja der is ein bot, als ich rassenfeindlich wurde, konnt ich nich mehr schreiben

Me:
are you horny?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
are u a gay robot?
God:
I am a software chat robot.
Me:
i thought you were god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
are you schizophrenic?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am schizophrenic.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
*tourette* brain-afk
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
pffff... yes, nigga

Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!

Me:
i thought you want the people to believe in you?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
but i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
from the bible
God:
Who or what is the bible?
Me:
YOU should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.

God:
It goes without saying. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
fight club
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Sandra.

God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
yes
God:
That's cool.

Me:
do u like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Sandra, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:
cu
God:
TTYL, Sandra.
Me:
xD
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
wman
God:
Are we still talking about xD?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, xD sounds like a good topic.

Ich mage den xD

Me:
do you like porn ?
God:
Sure I do, Shordy, but that doesn't mean with you.

xDDD

Me:
sage mal was auf deutsch
God:
" mal was auf deutsch ".

ROFL XD