I am a Japanese School Teacher

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

hier ne sehr lustige seite, geschrieben von nem schwarzen amerikanischen lehrer der durch einen lehreraustausch in japan gelandet ist
hier prallen wirklich 2 kulturen aufeinander
sehr lustig geschrieben

also wer des englischen mächtig ist und zeit hat sollte es sich unbedingt mal anschauen

hier en paar derbe qoutes

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But imagine one day a 14-yr old Japanese girl walks up to you and just shouts out "Spread your legs!" I had no idea how to react to that. If she'd whipped out a gun or a a samurai sword or even a small woodland animal I could have dealt with that, but "Spread your legs!" left me completely incapacitated.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the teacher leaned over and asked "Oh, is it correct?" I somehow pull myself back together and say no, it's not. Well, technically I suppose it is, but...just no. So then she asks "Why?" Oh Lord.

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Him: Oh...you guys are very lucky!
Me: ...'Scuse me?
Him: Oh, 17-year old girl is ideal! That's a good age. You should go and find them.
Friend: Dude, how old are you?
Him: I'm 37. I'm married. But that is my dream. To have my wife, and a 17 year old mistress.
Me: (to my friend) Japanese men are fucked up.
Friend: Kiyaa. (back to the bartender) Isn't that a little young?
Him: No, not at all! 17 is ideal! But 16 is still good. 15 is good too. 14 is actually very nice. 13...
Me, Friend: No! Stop right there!
Friend: Lower limit. Please.
Him: Next time you guys go out, can I come too?
Friend: Why's that?
Him: (pointing at me) I think he is very good at attracting 17 year old girls. If I go with you guys, maybe I can have your leftovers?
Friend: ...Uh...yeah....sure....absolutely.

Sadly enough, that wasn't the last time I would have a conversation with a Japanese bartender over the appeal of underage girls. I told you them like 'em young here, but naw, you didn't believe me, didja?

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jup ist es
ich les es mir grad immer auf der arbeit durch
und teilweise hab ich mich fast bepisst vor lachen

zumal man ja eigentlich immer denkt das japaner eher zurückhaltend und schüchtern sind :>

und durch seinen coolen schreibstil kommt das einfach sau lustig rüber

jo voll brutal
vorallem das die des bei nem 190 großen schwarzen versuchen
ich sag nur Kancho Sense™ und Dodgedick Sense™

aber gebt euch mal die story
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher51.html
und danach schaut das hier an http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-shake

jup
ich bin schon halb durch
und es wird echt immer besser

sehr nett ist auch das hier http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/porn.html

einfach nur zum heulen komisch

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Later in the class, we could hear some kind of strange siren going off in the distance. The school isn't too far from the fire station, so I imagine it was some sort of fire alarm. But it sounded a lot like the old WWII bombing-raid alarms that you hear in movies. I turned to Ms. Americanized. "Are the Americans bombing again?"* I asked.

*Normally, this is not a joke you'd want to make in Japan, as you can imagine they're still kind of sensitive to that kind of thing.

Ms. Americanized turns to me, and in all earnesty, says "God I hope so." ....Whoa! Homey say what now?! I didn't get to actually say that, but she must've read the expression on my face, so she elaborated. "If they did, maybe, just maybe, I'd finally get a day off. C'mon America. Come bomb the shit out of us."

sind wir
definitv

unsere kinder stecken den lehrern net die finger in den arsch oder?

naja alt kann man zu dem net sagen
kommen ja ständig neue dazu
letztes kam z.b 15.11.2005