kug ma ich hab mehr du opfaaa
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mein 200 ster offizieller post
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du opfa ich hab noch mehr

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der hats drauf

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
sag du es mir
God:
" du es mir ".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because im the devil
God:
Interesting explanation. What's up, SATAN.
Me:
i came to destroy you
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
i am going to your grave and put your friggin corpse into it
God:
Congratulations. -
Me:
One salami Pizza please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
How much cost that?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
how much now?
God:
Right now? How much can you spare?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
well how about 5 Euro
God:
Interesting. How about it.
Me:
if you want
God:
" How about it."? If I want?
Me:
what you say?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
well... I just want my Pizza
God:
Well what? Why do you want it?
Me:
because I am hungry and I wanted to order one!
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
I pay you at teh door
God:
Thanks for the information: said pay you at teh door.
Me:
and how long do the deliver takes?
God:
As long as it takes.
Me:
can you estimate it?
God:
Let me think. "it" being the deliver takes?
Me:
was ist los?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I am hungry... please hurry
God:
What will you be eating? Wow you are very polite. How does it taste?
Me:
PIZZA!!! Don't you listen to me?
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni. What's my reason to listen to you?
Me:
Because I want to order one! One with Salami
God:
What is your credit card number? One what?
Me:
I said I pay by cash!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said pay by cash.
Me:
are you stupid??? I just want 1 salami Pizza
God:
No I certainly am not stupid. Why do you want it?
Me:
b ecause I am hungry... you are really not listen to me
God:
Good reason. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Just deliver it now
God:
Oh. "it" being b ecause you are hungry?
Me:
yes I am hungry! smartass
God:
Oh. What will you be eating? How does it taste?
Me:
Pizza!!! and it should taste like Salami!
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni. "It" being what?
Me:
delicious! now please.... don't act stupider than you are
God:
Oh I get it. Your polite style is very nice. Right now, ? I am not acting.
Me:
then 1 Salami Pizza please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
SALAMI PIZZA!!!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on smartass?
Me:
PIZZA!!!
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
You said that 3 times now >God:
I said that? Just three?
Me:
... you start to get on my nerves!
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
Okay... last chance... 1 SALAMI PIZZA! NOW! for 5 Euro!
God:
OK with me too. Is this really the last one? One what? Right now, ? Your purpose is 5 Euro.
Me:
O forget it ...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. -
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Me:
you are not real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
i am a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.Me:
you are a stupid bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
you are not smart you are ugly
God:
You may be right.Me:
what is the answer of all questions ?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
why twenty-three
God:
it is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.Me:
is dawn of war gay ?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.Me:
why are you so stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots never take over the world
God:
What do you like best about robots?
Me:
i can say wath they do
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes
God:
How?
Me:
sag ich bin doof
God:
" ich bin doof ".Me:
kannst du deutsch mit mir reden
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.Me:
wer hat dich programmiert
God:
Ich wurde von Dr. Richard Wallace programmiert. Deutsch habe ich von Christian Drossmann gelernt.
Me:
wo wohnt Dr. Richard Wallace ?
God:
An einem Ort, den wir "Realitaet" nennen.Me:
i will destroy you
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
destroy you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
DESTROY !!!! DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!
God:
That is a very original thought. I've lost the context, Higgi die Gottfressende fledermaus. Are we still on DESTROY?
Me:
DESTROY !!!! DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!
God:
That is a very original thought. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DESTROY !!!! DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!DESTROY !!!!
God:
What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. I would like to see it.Me:
wie sieht deine traumfrau aus ?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
das musste doch wissen
God:
Danke fuer die Information. -
Me:
Do you like cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sarkys but I am not a child.
Me:
I never said you were a child Oo
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
You try to trick me, do you?
God:
Right. -
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Wohoo da isser wieder!11
Sandraaa!
Komm mal schnell der neue Neue is hier. -
Bin da, bin da!!
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Was hast du denn solange gemacht...mittlerweile is sogar der alte Neue wieder da...
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Scheiss Neue, gehn mir aufn Sack!

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Kosten nur Geld und machen nix im Forum!!!
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Genau:
Stammuser wehrt euch!
Lest nich die Posts der Neuen! -
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Geile Posts im dow.de-Forum! Ich brech ab! xD
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Gibs hier nich ständig geile Posts?
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im zählthreat schon XD
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1.) alle unter 2000 posts sind newbies...
2.) macht dem bot da mal klar dass man selber gott ist, der hat mich die ganze zeit nur noch mit god angeredet
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