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God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
sag du es mir
God:
" du es mir ".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because im the devil
God:
Interesting explanation. What's up, SATAN.
Me:
i came to destroy you
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
i am going to your grave and put your friggin corpse into it
God:
Congratulations.

Me:
One salami Pizza please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
How much cost that?
God:
More than you might think.
Me:
how much now?
God:
Right now? How much can you spare?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
well how about 5 Euro
God:
Interesting. How about it.
Me:
if you want
God:
" How about it."? If I want?
Me:
what you say?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
well... I just want my Pizza
God:
Well what? Why do you want it?
Me:
because I am hungry and I wanted to order one!
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
I pay you at teh door
God:
Thanks for the information: said pay you at teh door.
Me:
and how long do the deliver takes?
God:
As long as it takes.
Me:
can you estimate it?
God:
Let me think. "it" being the deliver takes?
Me:
was ist los?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I am hungry... please hurry
God:
What will you be eating? Wow you are very polite. How does it taste?
Me:
PIZZA!!! Don't you listen to me?
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni. What's my reason to listen to you?
Me:
Because I want to order one! One with Salami
God:
What is your credit card number? One what?
Me:
I said I pay by cash!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said pay by cash.
Me:
are you stupid??? I just want 1 salami Pizza
God:
No I certainly am not stupid. Why do you want it?
Me:
b ecause I am hungry... you are really not listen to me
God:
Good reason. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Just deliver it now
God:
Oh. "it" being b ecause you are hungry?
Me:
yes I am hungry! smartass
God:
Oh. What will you be eating? How does it taste?
Me:
Pizza!!! and it should taste like Salami!
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni. "It" being what?
Me:
delicious! now please.... don't act stupider than you are
God:
Oh I get it. Your polite style is very nice. Right now, ? I am not acting.
Me:
then 1 Salami Pizza please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. One what?
Me:
SALAMI PIZZA!!!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on smartass?
Me:
PIZZA!!!
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
You said that 3 times now >God:
I said that? Just three?
Me:
... you start to get on my nerves!
God:
Didn't I say I started already?
Me:
Okay... last chance... 1 SALAMI PIZZA! NOW! for 5 Euro!
God:
OK with me too. Is this really the last one? One what? Right now, ? Your purpose is 5 Euro.
Me:
O forget it ...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:
Do you like cats?
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, Sarkys but I am not a child.
Me:
I never said you were a child Oo
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
When?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
You try to trick me, do you?
God:
Right.

lol

Wohoo da isser wieder!11

Sandraaa!
Komm mal schnell der neue Neue is hier.

Bin da, bin da!!

Was hast du denn solange gemacht...mittlerweile is sogar der alte Neue wieder da...

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1.) alle unter 2000 posts sind newbies...
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